Cheater, cheater, Pumpkin eater..... okay not really.

I am writing today on a subject that has been bothering me for some time now.

It is cheating. It is about cheaters. Not the competetive cheating, I would give you an example but they have all fleeted from my damn Sugar infested memory (Did you hear sugar makes you stupider (HA! I said stupider!)? Ya, I believe it. Makes sense as to why everyone is stupid)

It is about when a couple marries and dedicates their life to one another and they cheat.

They are NO good down right dirty rotten cheatin liars!

I am SOOOO disgusted with the nonchalance (is that a word) that this has become.

I am so sick of all the bullshit "excuses" people make for being a cheater.  Did those selfish shits ever ONCE think if they put as much energy into the excuses/reasons as why NOT to cheat that they put into why they DESERVE to cheat that maybe,  just maybe they would have realized that they were about to do something completely shitty, selfish, and immoral? Do you think if it wasn't always about them and the "I want" or the "I need" that it would have NOT happened?

I am not saying that anyone ever needs to stay in an unhealthy, miserable, down right pathetic relationship. What I am saying is that there is..seperation, there is divorce.

Do NOT play your "happy in this relationship but I am really a complete attention whore so nothing is ever enough for me" bullshit!!!  

Do NOT make excuses for why you cheated on your spouse! They are pathetic, they will go right over my head and I will think no good of you. You see, it gives me a little glimpse into the type of person you REALLY are.

Do NOT think it makes you any more of a "man"/"woman" because you can now tell your story and have just a little bit of remorse but you still feel you were justified in your actions! You were NOT, nor will you ever be justified in those actions.

GROW UP!!!!!! Act like someone who is in a committed relationship. Act like it at all times, just not when it is beneficial to you!


Disclaimer: remember this is my blog. I don't write in it very often. I also think LONG and hard on what I want to write or how I want to write it. NOTHING in here is written "fly by the seat of my pants" like. It is MY thoughts. Thoughts that I think. Thoughts that have been eating away at me for some time. This is how I get them out of my head and away from me so I can continue to be as sane as humanly possible for a Lil Mama like me. =)

~The dessert to end ALLLL desserts...aka Butterfinger Fluff~

Hey y'all!!

I am writing this really quick like because I have a few other things I want to get started writing.  I promised this to a few people Easter night and I really want to keep my promises, even though I said I'd do it that night. Better late than never, that's my motto. Well so is, A drink a day keeps the shrink away, but nevertheless. I'm blogging what I said I would blog about, and that would be.......BUTTERFINGER FLUFF! 

Butterfinger Fluff.

Have you ever heard of such a dessert?! Ya, neither have I. But lemmetellyasomething...holy goodness gracious Batman. It is goooo-ooooood! 

I asked all my peeps on my Lil Mama's FB fan (that's right I consider y'all my fans!) page and my personal page what dessert I should serve for Easter dinner. Keep in mind I was cooking the whole meal myself and I didn't want to have to baby this dessert or have it be all complicated....

I got these responses from both pages.....Carrot Cake, Choco Chip Lime Cheesecake {still waiting on the recipe for that one Bliss ;)}, Butterfinger Fluff, Oreo Trifle, Mocha Trifle, Fresh Strawberry Cake w/ Whipped Icing, Fresh Pineapple, Babyfood Carrot Cake, Texas Sheetcake, Jello Cake, Chocolate Bundt cake w/ PB chips in the middle and a PB ganache frosting, Snicker Apple Salad (I always make that for all get togethers, but this Butterfinger Fluff blew it OUT OF THE WATER!), Pineapple Angel Food Cake, Strawberry Pretzel Salad, and Cherry Fluff Salad.

Day-um....I didn't realize there was so much to chose from!! But for some reason when I seen Butterfinger Fluff and the recipe I was freakin' hooked!

Here is my professional Food Network magazine worthy photo.

Ain't it purdy?! 

This is our new most favorite dessert in our family. It will be what I make myself for my Birthday cake, it will be what I bring to ALL the potluck/holiday/picnic get togethers. It is mine.  So NOOOO takesies. K?!

Fine.  You can take.  BUT....you have to let me know what you think. Promise?!  Pinkie promise!!!!!

Here it is....

Angel Food Cake (I bought two little bakery fresh loaves {they were on sale 2 for $3 for the holiday} instead of paying 3.69 for a mix and baking it)
2 small (3.4oz) pkgs of vanilla pudding
1 large CoolWhip container
2 Butterfingers (or 3, because I ate one as I was "cooking" it)

Tear up your Angel Food Cake into pieces into a 9x13 pyrex or rubbermaid container thingy.  Make your pudding mix according to the directions and pour over the Angel Food Cake pieces. Crumble up 1 butterfinger all over the pudding and cake. Spread Cool Whip over that and crumble up another butterfinger over the top. Cover and refrigerate. (Dude, I'm tellin' ya, just writing this my mouth is watering. Wa-ter-ing!)

***Lil Mama's recipe tips....I will probably buy 4 Butterfingers next time. One and a half on the pudding/cake mix and then another one and a half on the cool whip top and 1 for me to just eat  ;) Just to give it a little more crunchy crunch crunch.

I shall say your welcome now, because people, you ARE gonna Thank me!

YOU. ARE. WELCOME! 

My rant...on Motherhood. Because it's MY blog!

I am going to go on a rant. I'm sorry but it can't be helped. I'm sick of all the 'better than thou' bullshit!

There has been several things that I have seen fellow Mom's say that really irritates the shit out of me. I canNOT for the life of me figure out why another mom, someone who is in this for the exact same goals...our children, someone who is the same sex as us, someone that you would think has more in common with all of us other mothers out there, would want to be shitty to each other.

I do NOT get why it is becoming socially (and when I say socially, I mean the internet ie. blogs, facebook, chat sites and mommy pages) 'okay' to put others down. I wonder what in the hell made you think that you are better or that your thoughts on childrearing, feeding, mothering, or just all around who you are, are better.  I just don't get it. 

There are SO many of us out there that choose to raise our kids in a different way, some are the same as you. Some are completely different. That is what makes us unique individuals. That does NOT make your way 'right' nor does it make my way 'right'. 

There are people who eat meat or people who don't, there are the Moms who puree their own baby food or who buy it in the little jar, there are the swaddlers, there are the cohabitators, there are the breastfeeders, there are the lay on the belly to sleep moms, there are those who firmly believe putting the baby in their own crib/bassinet from day one, there are back to sleep only, there are bottle feeders that pump, there are formula feeders from day 1, there are those who choose disposable diapers,  there are those who only wash their babies clothes in Dreft, there are cloth diapers, there are ones who don't believe in pacifiers, there are those who don't believe in ANY diapers. 

I could freaking go on and on and on and on. 

We are all different, but yet in some ways we are the same. We all may not 'believe' in what others do and there are some of us that think it would be wonderful to do what others do but we are too chicken shit to even consider it.  There are some of us who are completely happy with how we raise our kids, of course there is always those days where we are not on top of our game as we should be. But, the next day we make up for it. When we have children it is OUR choice to raise our kids however we want! Granted, we follow the laws and we are not psycho parents. But you get my drift! Let us be. As we will let you be. Unless someone outright puts down your parenting/mothering/wife skills then keep your damn mouth shut. Do NOT try to force the way YOU think everyone in the free world should raise their kids. Do NOT shove your bullshit holier than thou thoughts on me. Do NOT try to make ME feel badly in your non-chalant accusing Facebook posts. Get a grip. YOU run your household the way you see fit and I will run mine the way I see fit. We are BOTH doing it right. If we are both in it to win it. If we are both doing it for the good of our husbands and children then there is NO wrong way. There is only OUR WAY. 

Remember ladies. We are in this together.  We want our babies to grow up to be fine members of society. We all want them healthy, smart, and joyous. We all want the same thing for our kids! In the long run our goals are pretty much the same, so WHY is getting there such a damn debate?!?! 

Peace. 

THOUGHTS #2....a full 24hours.

Okay my peoples. I'm baaaack. Here are my thoughts for a full 24 hours. I think I'm going to just keep a 'thoughts' post going and only post 2x a week, because my thoughts are getting a bit annoying to ME let alone what I am doing to my followers, YOU!I will post them Mondays and Fridays. Or something like that.


The vlogging thing I've decided will be once a week, because I just know that if y'all see me in real life for more than that Imma have ALLLL kinds a stalkers.... ;)


***********My Thoughts, by Mee****************

Dear Reporter Lady, 
When talking to Jen and Bill Arnold 'The Little Couple' do NOT refer to their preconceived child/children as  'could be a dwarf or could be a normal child'.  Moron. The show is called 'The Little Couple' NOT 'The Little People'. Another thing when you PRETEND you watch the show all the damn time then get your shit together before interviewing them. You looked like a complete dumbass. 
Truly yours,
Lil Mama - someone who doesn't have to 'pretend' to watch their show!

I like cake! #qvcsellscake

There is NO sun today, which equals a non-productive Lil Mama. 

Just stalked the neighbors FB page and I am happy to report they are going out of town for the weekend so I won't have to listen to their drunk asses Friday and Saturday night! YAYYY!

I want a haircut. I think.  Maybe I will do a little survey says thing with my hair. Pictures and everything! Ya know see which one y'all like better, shortcut Mama or kinda sorta longer cut Mama.


Do you ever read someone's FB status and say to yourself...Wow, that bitch is batshit crazy!!....and you are literally afraid for the life/lives of the people that she's talking about?! Ya, me neither.


BOY2: MOM!!!! Can I have some chips.
Me: Ya, hold on a minute.
BOY2: I already Germ-ex'd. (First thing that comes to mind...YES!!! I have them trained)
....a few minutes later....
Me: BOY2, what kind do you want?!?!
BOY2: I don't know let me look...
Me: Germ-ex again since you were playing. (I'm a freak, I think I mentioned that somewhere along the line)
BOY2: Why do I have to Germex? I only had my finger in my ear.
Me: *sighssss* Seriously?!? Are you REALLY asking me that question?!
BOY2: Whaaaaat?!!?
***obviously they are NOT as trained as I thought***


Loves it when THEGIRL walks away mumbling under her breath. Loves it. I do. I REALLY FREAKIN DO!


Just remembered it's a THREE day weekend for the kiddies! All that means to me is MY 'weekend' is officially over ONE DAY EARLY!!!! =/


Is it okay to have 'Thirsty Thursday' by yourself, in your non-bar-y own home?!?


BOY2 was eating Chili with his fingers, don't ask me how just know that it was happening. 
ME: STOP eating that with your fingers, it's annoying!!!!
BOY2: You know what I think's annoying?!?BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH.
***I kid you not, true story***
I was going to ask if that whole BLAHBLAHBLAH bullshit was referring to me but I was afraid (actually I completely knew) the answer was 'yes'. And had the word 'yes' come out of his mouth I would have had to drop him. Drop him right down to the ground in a Mommy restraint hold until he begged for his life. 
Yeah, this is MYYY life.


Why can't men be QUIET when coming home from work late at night?!?!  Now I'm awake, and I'm freakin' bitchy about it!

Really!!! Do we really need to run/stomp on the effing steps?! EACH and EVERY time you go up or down them?!?

Who the fuck really watches 'Sunny in Philadelphia'?!? NOT ME. I hate it. But, every damn work night BIGDADDY just has to watch it, in bed, next to me. UGHHHH!!! 

BOY1 just left. Again. I am never ever going to get a good nights sleep! EVER! 

WTH?! I'm awake. It's 5:45am. There is NO school today. WTH?!  EVERY day this week I struggled to get out of bed at 6:30 after hitting the snooze 3x, which I fell back asleep EACH time!  I was suppose to sleep in today, but NOOOOO I am freaking wide awake!!!! 

7:10am. Alright. I'm up. BOY1 just ran/stomped UP the steps, have NO clue where he was. Must be nice to just be rolling in at 7am. He's not drunk, so that's a good thing. Note to self....require a verbal or at least a text (if I'm sleeping) as to where he goes. It's not a freaking free for all and I am beginning to think he thinks it is!!!!!! BIGDADDY has said nothing about what he's doing, but  if THEGIRL was to ever try that (which I know she won't, shes smarter than BOY1. Hush! I can say that they are MY kids!) he would be pissed!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!?!  Boys are idiots.

Coffee's going. I swear that is the longest 10 minutes of the day! 

BOY1 Facebook Status - Still awake what's goooooooood.
I commented "Why?" 
I commented again "And it would be 'gooooood' if I was still sleeping!"

HIGHFALUTIN....just putting it out there in case anyone wants to know how to spell it, I had no clue. #qvcsellshighfalutinflowers

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I'm done. Thoughts for a full 24 hours. I didn't want to stop!! How weird is that?! 

THOUGHTS...#1

I had a WONDERFUL FANTABULOUS idea!!! It was like magical.

My idea was to NOT post any statuses to any of my Facebook pages! Instead whatever quick thought pops in my head, I shall add them to a post that has already been started. Now remember whatever comes in my head is put there. Either from the news or by my environment or by what some jackass has said in passing, directly to me or on ever so popular FACEBOOOOOK!!! And then at the end of the day...WAAAALLLLAAAAAHHHHH! I will have a blog post! Genious, right?!?! Yep, I thought so!


Now once in awhile I will write a "real" blog. And of course I'll do a vlog, because ummm, yeah, I'm thinking it was requested once or three times ;)  


So here is the first blog called, what else?! 'THOUGHTS'
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Bob Vander Plaats...says that if we are going to legalize same sex marriage then we may as well go one step further and allow brothers and sisters, or other members of families to get married. He said if we are going to take it farther than what the bible suggests then that we may as well go all the way.  Jackass.

BOY2 had scrambled eggs for breakfast this morning. He requested 3 different types of hotsauce to put on them. Should I be more worried that he requested and handled without a drink 3 HOTsauces or that we have 3 different hotsauces in our refrigerator?!

I am anticipating the numbers to start dropping dramatically on my LilMama's friends list due to publishing of first vlog. ;)

THEGIRL is traveling the farthest she's ever been in her life here in a few weeks. Without us. We will be home. She will be miles and miles and miles away. Yes, I am already freaking out. I'm am actually considering making a dr. appt to get me some Valium or some such shit. 

BIGDADDY just said...and I quote "I think I'll take a nap. It's so peaceful and quiet and you are working. Perfect naptime"  WITF?!? Must freakin' be nice. MoFo!


For all the people that like to freely spout off the mouth about people that do not have High School diploma's are worthless, I'd like to put in MY two cents. You have NO clue what you are talking about. I know PLENTY of people that couldn't make it through high school that have well paying and respectable jobs. It does NOT make you any less of a person. Nor does it make you any better of a person because you received said diploma. I am sure anyone that didn't graduate High School would be VERY offended to be thought of as worthless, or heaven forbid had it said about them. Think before you speak. Now I'm not saying everyone should just go ahead and quit school and be a high school dropout, I am just saying do NOT stereotype high school dropouts. Because if we have learned anything in this life, it is, stereotyping is bogus!!!


Wooooot Wooooooot!!!! My Scent-syyyy is iiiiiinnnn! #smellygoodhousesoon (all you that order I shall de-liver manana!)


The vlog debut seems to be doing fantastical. I have had a share...HOOLLLAA C.C.!!! I have also had...hold up, lemme go check real quick (you never know those numbers could have sky-rocketed here in the last 2.34 minutes).....O to the M to the Geeeeee!!! I have 20 views, 1 like, 0 dislikes AND a comment on the youtube accounty thing!!!! Hoooollllaaaa! Any vloggin' ideas?!? Anybody?! =D


I dislike people. Really. Does that make me a horrible person?!? Stereotyping, as mentioned ^ there is baaaad. Thank goodness I have witnessed these idiocrisies (is that how you spell that?!) from those few people I happen to dislike. Therefore I have good reason, carry on. =/


 Coors Light??? Why I wouldn't mind if I do. =D

Holy Vlog Batman...I did it.

Eeeeeeekkkkkkkkk.....

I did it. I finally vlogged a vlog that will be seen, by you!

I still can't believe I am posting this for you all, but I am, because I said I would. And hey, why not. It's something new. New is good. =)

I was really nervous in the beginning and started to feel a little better about it, so I'm hoping if I continue to do it I will get to feel more comfortable. Or. Maybe I won't. We'll see...

Okay, here it goes.

Click here to see meh vlog....

BUT. Remember be kind. But truthful. But sincere. Ohh hell, whatever. Just comment. Pah-lease!

I am....

As I sit here at my computer I get a full view of our back and side yard. Today a breeze is blowing through the open windows -not a chilly breeze, a refreshing sweet smelling breeze-, the birds are chirping, the sun is shining and the smell of dinner is in the room.

Today I am thankful.

I am thankful for everything that I have. Everything.

I don't know really how to say it. But I am just not grateful for my 'things'. I am grateful for all I have been given. I am thankful for everything that I have made for myself in this life. I chose wisely you might say. Some may say you never chose at all, it was destiny from the day you were born. Some may say, your life is what you make it with what you have been given.

No matter how it came to be. It is mine. MINE.

This life I lead, I chose, I live, I strive for, I love, I feel. It is mine.

For that I am thankful. I am grateful. I am loved.