THOUGHTS #2....a full 24hours.

Okay my peoples. I'm baaaack. Here are my thoughts for a full 24 hours. I think I'm going to just keep a 'thoughts' post going and only post 2x a week, because my thoughts are getting a bit annoying to ME let alone what I am doing to my followers, YOU!I will post them Mondays and Fridays. Or something like that.


The vlogging thing I've decided will be once a week, because I just know that if y'all see me in real life for more than that Imma have ALLLL kinds a stalkers.... ;)


***********My Thoughts, by Mee****************

Dear Reporter Lady, 
When talking to Jen and Bill Arnold 'The Little Couple' do NOT refer to their preconceived child/children as  'could be a dwarf or could be a normal child'.  Moron. The show is called 'The Little Couple' NOT 'The Little People'. Another thing when you PRETEND you watch the show all the damn time then get your shit together before interviewing them. You looked like a complete dumbass. 
Truly yours,
Lil Mama - someone who doesn't have to 'pretend' to watch their show!

I like cake! #qvcsellscake

There is NO sun today, which equals a non-productive Lil Mama. 

Just stalked the neighbors FB page and I am happy to report they are going out of town for the weekend so I won't have to listen to their drunk asses Friday and Saturday night! YAYYY!

I want a haircut. I think.  Maybe I will do a little survey says thing with my hair. Pictures and everything! Ya know see which one y'all like better, shortcut Mama or kinda sorta longer cut Mama.


Do you ever read someone's FB status and say to yourself...Wow, that bitch is batshit crazy!!....and you are literally afraid for the life/lives of the people that she's talking about?! Ya, me neither.


BOY2: MOM!!!! Can I have some chips.
Me: Ya, hold on a minute.
BOY2: I already Germ-ex'd. (First thing that comes to mind...YES!!! I have them trained)
....a few minutes later....
Me: BOY2, what kind do you want?!?!
BOY2: I don't know let me look...
Me: Germ-ex again since you were playing. (I'm a freak, I think I mentioned that somewhere along the line)
BOY2: Why do I have to Germex? I only had my finger in my ear.
Me: *sighssss* Seriously?!? Are you REALLY asking me that question?!
BOY2: Whaaaaat?!!?
***obviously they are NOT as trained as I thought***


Loves it when THEGIRL walks away mumbling under her breath. Loves it. I do. I REALLY FREAKIN DO!


Just remembered it's a THREE day weekend for the kiddies! All that means to me is MY 'weekend' is officially over ONE DAY EARLY!!!! =/


Is it okay to have 'Thirsty Thursday' by yourself, in your non-bar-y own home?!?


BOY2 was eating Chili with his fingers, don't ask me how just know that it was happening. 
ME: STOP eating that with your fingers, it's annoying!!!!
BOY2: You know what I think's annoying?!?BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH.
***I kid you not, true story***
I was going to ask if that whole BLAHBLAHBLAH bullshit was referring to me but I was afraid (actually I completely knew) the answer was 'yes'. And had the word 'yes' come out of his mouth I would have had to drop him. Drop him right down to the ground in a Mommy restraint hold until he begged for his life. 
Yeah, this is MYYY life.


Why can't men be QUIET when coming home from work late at night?!?!  Now I'm awake, and I'm freakin' bitchy about it!

Really!!! Do we really need to run/stomp on the effing steps?! EACH and EVERY time you go up or down them?!?

Who the fuck really watches 'Sunny in Philadelphia'?!? NOT ME. I hate it. But, every damn work night BIGDADDY just has to watch it, in bed, next to me. UGHHHH!!! 

BOY1 just left. Again. I am never ever going to get a good nights sleep! EVER! 

WTH?! I'm awake. It's 5:45am. There is NO school today. WTH?!  EVERY day this week I struggled to get out of bed at 6:30 after hitting the snooze 3x, which I fell back asleep EACH time!  I was suppose to sleep in today, but NOOOOO I am freaking wide awake!!!! 

7:10am. Alright. I'm up. BOY1 just ran/stomped UP the steps, have NO clue where he was. Must be nice to just be rolling in at 7am. He's not drunk, so that's a good thing. Note to self....require a verbal or at least a text (if I'm sleeping) as to where he goes. It's not a freaking free for all and I am beginning to think he thinks it is!!!!!! BIGDADDY has said nothing about what he's doing, but  if THEGIRL was to ever try that (which I know she won't, shes smarter than BOY1. Hush! I can say that they are MY kids!) he would be pissed!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!?!  Boys are idiots.

Coffee's going. I swear that is the longest 10 minutes of the day! 

BOY1 Facebook Status - Still awake what's goooooooood.
I commented "Why?" 
I commented again "And it would be 'gooooood' if I was still sleeping!"

HIGHFALUTIN....just putting it out there in case anyone wants to know how to spell it, I had no clue. #qvcsellshighfalutinflowers

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I'm done. Thoughts for a full 24 hours. I didn't want to stop!! How weird is that?!