Took THEGIRL to the orthodontist Tuesday.
Now I know why I HATE ANYTHING to do with any kind of waiting rooms.
I realized while I was sitting there that NO matter what kind of a waiting room you are in, EVERY single person in there looks at each other like they are from Jupiter! When the fuck did that happen?!? There are either the ones that don't want to make eye contact with you, because they think you are going to heaven forbid have a REAL LIVE conversation with them OR they just stare you down DARING your ass to even fucking try to talk to them. Like I really want to reallllly talk to you anyway!! I don't WANT to know what the hell you are there for, I will just come to my own conclusions!
Isn't that what everyone does anyway?! Size everyone else up. This is what's going on in their/my head or this is what they/me are whispering to whomever they are with....
"Ohh I wonder what the hell THEY are in here for. Shit, they don't even look sick! Make room for someone who IS miserable!!! Dumbass!"
"Oh yeah, she is here for her special pills because she is in so much "pain"."
"See that party of 15 over there?! Grandma, Grandpa, Mom, "Dad", Brother, Sister, Aunt, Uncle, 6 cousins and one obvious sick toddler?! Waiting room=family friggin reunion to them, when in allll actuality they live under the SAME damn roof!!!!
"That one over there...you can totally tell she is in here for some kind of VD that she got on ONE of her drunken bar sprees!!!"
"Oh him, yeah totally getting his nuts cut! Look how he's crossing his legs!!!"
"Awwwwwwww! Look that sweet old couple! I hope me and your Dad still like each other that much when we're old!"
When did people become such chumps?! Why the hell not smile or nod, what the fuck is it going to hurt?! Just don't freaking sit there and look/not look at me and creep me the eff out!! Makes ME wonder who the hell is in that waiting room, and when you're looking at me all crazified my mind DOES race people! And I come up with some badass shit! I do. I really do. I just totally proved it ^ there!!!
Oh and there is ALWAYS that dumbass that thinks ANY damn waiting room is her personal office! Dumbass was actually activating her friggin credit card in a room full of people Tuesday!!
Who the hell does that?!?
She even READ her damn credit card number out loud!!! I wish like hell I would have had enough thought to get out my damn pen and paper and write that shit down and just hold it up to her, point at it and say "You sure are a dumbass!! But thankyouverymuch DUMBASS!!!"
That was not all dumbass did, nooooo she decides she wants to go through all her phone messages, but helllll no she didn't come prepared at all....she was ripping those subscriptions slips out of the magazines and writing her damn shit down! I KID YOU NOT!!!!!! Bitch if you're going to have an office out of your purse, your dumbass self BETTER come prepared.
I am STILL irritated by her. STILL!
What the hell is wrong with people?!? Do they NOT know how to behave anymore?!? Yeah, yeah you can all say "we are all so busy". "She may not of had any other time to do it.". I throw the bullshit flag on that one!! There was once upon a friggin time that there was not all this electronic bullshit, you actually HAD to MAKE time to get your shit done. It is just pure laziness and disrespect. I don't want to hear your business. I don't want to hear someone elses business they have with you because you decide it would be easier for you to write on the little subscription cards if you had the phone on SPEAKER!
Have some respect. I have it for you, I totally expect it in return.
oh my god, laughed out loud!
ReplyDeleteThank you!!!! My job is done!!!!! Thanks for reading too!!! YOU ROCK!!!! xo
Deletehaha cracked me up
ReplyDeletelmao and smdh. I can't wait to follow you to a doctor's appointment and get on my phone ON PURPOSE and spout off a random credit card number just to tempt you to say something ;)
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