Well, Spring Break is officially over. Back to school. *happy dance throughout my WHOLE house* I get my house back. I get to clean and not worry about anyone uncleaning right behind me. I had order, complete non-children ownership of my house.
Or so I thought.
*WARNING* *THIS IS ABOUT VOMIT*
Woke up this morning at 4:10am to a noise...a noise of vomit splashing on the floor. Sorry if that was a bit graphic for you, but we are absolutely talking about me right now, so now that we are back to me...think how I felt. I had to hear it, not just envision it. If you're disgusted, it was YOUR imagination that disgusted you. I just guided it a bit =) Your Welcome!
BOY#1 is sick. He is 17. Which in turn means 'man-vomit'. Without the aim of a grown-up. UGGHHHH! So cleaning, gagging, mopping, gagging, laundry, gagging. That was me. AT 4:10 A! M!....
My orderly complete non-child ownership of my house will HAVE to wait. Afterall, I am Lysoling everything. Waiting for more vomiting. Waiting for a temp to appear. Trying to think what I would like to make for dinner...hmmm would I rather clean up vomited homeade pizza or Saucy Sausage Skillet or Baked Potato Soup...ORRRR heaven forbid, what would I rather vomit myself. DISGUSTING HUH?!?!? Welllll THAT folks is what I am dealing with right now! SO since this is MY blog and YOU are reading it, I give. To You. My Thoughts. Disgusting or not...your welcome. AGAIN!
Okay.
Enough.
I shall disgust you NO longer.
P.S. Motherhood is not ALWAYS pretty. June Cleaver eat your heart out. THIS IS MOTHERHOOD. ;)
((hugss))
I don't recall EVER seeing June Cleaver in her pearls and high heels cleaning up vomit after Wally or The Beav. I'm sorry Nick is sick. I hope he keeps it to himself, and I'm assuming you don't want Kathryn over there after school today. Mady can come to my house though. I asked her what was going on at Mady's after school. She said "Nothing. I MISS Mady!" LOL! I love our girls. BTW, when I read "vomitous," the first thing I thought of was that line from "The Princess Bride" when Westley calls Humperdink a "vomitous mass."
ReplyDeleteOh, gf...I feel your pain.
ReplyDeleteWait.....not really. I mean, I don't have kids at home any more. In our house, Jim (my handsome, responsible new-of-just-over-a-year husband) is the one who has to deal with the vomit expelled by any of his 3 kids. *waits for the quinty-eyed sneer. Yup....there it is*
I'm annoying, right? Gloating over not having to do messy Mama stuff anymore. But gf.....see what you have to look forward to?! It's nice when they're young and home....but some things are nicer when they're not. It's all about balance. (And only have to clean up after yourself! LOL)
Love the blog, btw. Adding you to my list! *shamefacedly makes mental note to update own blog*
Ewww...... Thank goodness we are dealing with poo here NOT vomit. I'll take liquid poo splash everywhere than vomit. ICK!!!
ReplyDeleteHey I blog about poop & gas so you can certainly blog about vomit. I have done that too it just has been a couple of years. I hope it all passes quickly : )....hugs
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