~Two-Shoes AND High Horses~

Okay, it is Christmas time and yet I am not writing about Christmas. I want to. But, as we all know I like to write about ridiculous things that seem to ponder
on my brain for weeks at a time, they ponder there until I bore my loving Big Daddy to death with them-mainly because I tell whoever I think would be the
"good" listener at the time and that unevitably means he gets to hear the story no less than 8 times. Go figure.

This will be a rant. But it will be MY rant, which means if you read this thing that I call a blog, it now becomes my rant to you. YAY!

I am so completely disgusted with people. Not everyone. But certain people.

Good effing two shoes to be exact. I am so disgusted with these damn women that think they are so much better than other women. Either they are
prettier, they drive a better car, they have a better coat, better jeans, they have more kids, less kids, a nicer home, a bigger home, clean carpet, cleaner
carpet, better hair, better friends, better job, no job..do you get my damn drift??!! Do these bitches have ANY idea that we are alllllll different?? That even
the ones that they are "nice" to are NOT the exact same as them! Yeah they are close, but totally NOT the exact. I hate the little bullshit pitiful little looks
that these so called women give. I hate the not pitiful looks they give EVEN MORE. Ya know, the don'tmakeeyecontactbecausewhatcouldIpossiblyhaveincommonwiththisone bullshit. Well, just let me tell you what we have in common.

1. We are both mom's.
2. We are both women.
3. We are both pulling for the same "team"
4. I have a home, hair, vehicle, coat, jeans, kids, carpet, friends *GASP* shocking I know!!, a job (call it what you will), and heaven freakin forbid..someone
out there thinks I am PRETTY!!!
5. We both love our kids. Our life. Our family.
6. We both sleep.
7. We both do laundry.
8. We both clean our houses.
9. We both go #1, #2 and yes #3.
10. We both like some of the SAME people!
11. We both tuck our kids in to bed.
12. We both like money, it is just what some of us tend to spend most of it on is where we differ.
13. We both can feel low at times, certain times of certain months.
14. We both have mom's.
15. We both have dad's.

And finally...

16. We both feel that we are doing OUR best for our family.

Next time you are in the same situation whether it be a meeting, a school function, a mom something or other, the grocery store, the SAME day care where
you pick your kids up, the doctors office, damnit just anywhere. Remember YOU are NOT better than me. You do NOT know me. Until you KNOW me, I
will NOT let you judge me just because it makes you feel all high and mighty.

Oh yeah, I was going to say that I am sure there are some things that you ARE better than me at. But guess what goody-two-shoes...there are just as many
things I am better than you at. THAT does not mean any of us are better. It just means we are individuals. We are NOT the same. We are different. And to
me...different does NOT mean better. NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT!!

So, get off your damn high horses before someone -namely me and whoever I bring to my side- knocks you clean the eff off of it that it will take you weeks,
and weeks to get back on the damn thing!!!!! IF EVER....